Post reblogged from When Mountains Fall with 77 notes
ass > titties
yep, send me your asses.
ass > titties x1100101023943854
Source: bloodgods
TITS > ASS. Non negotiable.
i fixed it! a pair of titties is essentially an ass that doesn’t poop, has nipples, and is more squishy. also, i lack a...
ass = titties÷curves x A (size x fun-factor)
Thank god, cause my ass is huge.